After visiting unix* subreddit -- ASCIImeme straight from "programmer"'s terminal!

When you ask the programmer to design your train station.

What about it?

This is asking for off-by-one error, but with trains.

Prod db, backup db, staging db

Woah Woah...hold on you sussy baka.

Greek Trojan in Disguise

Tierlist of my favorite numbers to use in projects.

That regex match you trusted too much

Having this beast on your desk

Clear frustration.

Peak $ecurity

German Hacker, the Mayor of German City Herzogenrauch