Stop chaos from unfolding or go watch a play?

Slime behind a dresser - is this ruined?

It appears one of my children threw slime behind a dresser. Is this cleanable? How do I fix this? The hard wood is super dark and feels slightly sticky, like the varnish is softened.

How to Clean Escalator Grease off Sneaker

Any suggestions on how the remove this black escalator grease from the suede toe of my sneaker? Thank you!