When I'm out with chicks, I send them home supposedly on my tab, but actually put cash payment and turn on airplane mode right away so she can't call me back.
🤣 - genius move
😐 - you're a dickhead
#cheapskate #dating #scam #cashonly #airplanemode #dateandrun #stingy #douchebag
Hey shame.
Remembered a story from 6th grade, dad gave me his old touchscreen phone, came to school, all the guys were jealous since they had button phones. So I let my friend check out the phone, he went to gallery and saw a video. Called all the guys to watch this video, and guess what was on it? The video showed dad jerking his dick to the camera...🙃
😂 - traumatized for life
🤮 - dad's home movies
#traumatized #dadsvideo #schoolfail #awkward #scarredforlife #friendssaw #neverlivedown #childhood
M22. Doing internship at clinic reception. So sick of these old hags that I tell the nastiest ones that the doctor isn't available or there's no appointments, even though I could find a spot, and I enjoy watching them complain. You should've been in the grave long ago, but you keep coming to get treated.
😢 - you're fucking insane
🤣 - right, send them there
#healthcare #elderabuse #receptionistfail #cruel #powertrip #sickjoy #workfail #psycho
Once we were on cafeteria duty at school, when serving portions my friend smelled shit from a plate. At first I thought he was being an idiot, talking bullshit, but then I went to the lunch lady who was serving portions and there was this insane fucking smell of shit.
admin: brought the bros some food
😂 - school lunch at its finest
🤮 - never eating there again
#schoollunch #shitfood #cafeteriafail #disgusting #schoolmemories #grossout #admincomedy