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So, I’m strolling with my buddy, and he turns to me with a wicked grin, "Wanna see something hilarious?" I’m like, "Hell yeah, bring it on!" Up ahead, there’s this chick walking, minding her own business. My friend speeds up like he’s on a damn mission, grabs her by the shoulder, and lays it on thick, "Hey, gorgeous, mind if I join you?" She turns around, and the second he sees her face, he pulls the ultimate savage move, blurting out, "Oh, hell no, never mind, fuck this!" and just bolts. I’m losing my shit, laughing so hard I can barely breathe for a solid five minutes. Meanwhile, the poor girl’s face turns beet red, and she hightails it out of there like she’s seen a ghost!
#prankgonewrong #savage #epicfail #rofl
P20. So, I roll up to meet my girl's folks, right? We chat, crack some jokes, and everything’s chill. Then her mom and dad disappear into the kitchen, and I can hear ‘em going at it, heated whispers flying. I catch a snippet from her mom, dripping with sass: "...oh, come on now, at least he’s not a drunk... or did you forget how Valera smashed your damn nose in?"?
#familydrama #awkwardmoments #firstimpressions #savageparents