Just started uni and I’m crashing in the dorms now. My roommate often sneaks her boyfriend in for the night, and honestly, I’m cool with it. But holy shit, when they start going at it on her creaky-ass bed while I’m pretending to be dead asleep, it’s a whole damn circus. I’m burning up with the urge to throw out a wild invite for a threesome—hell, I’m practically losing my mind over here—but I’ve got no clue how to drop that bomb without it blowing up in my face.

#dormlife #wildthoughts #threesomevibes #unilife

P22. I’ll never forget this wild shit from back in elementary school. This dude bolts into the bathroom right after I’ve taken a leak, and get this—these crappers had no damn walls or doors, just pure chaos. He slips hard right at the entrance, and somehow, in a glorious twist of fate, he faceplants straight into a shitty, filthy toilet. Man, he dunked his head in pure crap! Then, as if nothing happened, he just rinsed his head in the sink with that nasty-ass water and strutted back to class like a champ. Absolute legend! ?

#epicfail #bathroomdisaster #schoolmemories #wtf

I’m a 20-year-old dude, grinding through my second year at uni. I’m killing it academically, no slacking there, and I’m not some outcast—people vibe with me, crack jokes, and seem to enjoy my company, though hell if I know why. Still, I’ve got no real crew, no tight bonds, and definitely no chick by my side. I chat with my uni mates on campus, and occasionally ping old school buds on socials, but that’s it. Never had a girlfriend, never even came close. Truth is, I’m a scrawny fuck, glued to my PC all damn day, wasting my life jerking off to porn and losing myself in Skyrim and Dota. It’s pathetic, and I’m fuckin’ ashamed I can’t get my shit together and stop being such a goddamn loser.

#struggle #lonely #gamerlife #getalife