So, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up with some kinky role-play action. He was absolutely obsessed with the idea of me playing a sexy doctor, but alas, no white coat in sight to complete the fantasy. We improvised like champs, and I transformed into a sultry psychologist instead. Picture this: the mood is set, the vibes are right, he struts into my "office" pretending to bare his soul for a session. But damn, things got real fast! He unloaded every freaking grievance he’s ever had, from childhood traumas to petty bullshit, and ended up sobbing like a baby on my shoulder for a solid hour. Talk about a plot twist!

#roleplay #unexpected #emotional #wtf

Just started uni and I’m crashing in the dorms now. My roommate often sneaks her boyfriend in for the night, and honestly, I’m cool with it. But holy shit, when they start going at it on her creaky-ass bed while I’m pretending to be dead asleep, it’s a whole damn circus. I’m burning up with the urge to throw out a wild invite for a threesome—hell, I’m practically losing my mind over here—but I’ve got no clue how to drop that bomb without it blowing up in my face.

#dormlife #wildthoughts #threesomevibes #unilife

P22. I’ll never forget this wild shit from back in elementary school. This dude bolts into the bathroom right after I’ve taken a leak, and get this—these crappers had no damn walls or doors, just pure chaos. He slips hard right at the entrance, and somehow, in a glorious twist of fate, he faceplants straight into a shitty, filthy toilet. Man, he dunked his head in pure crap! Then, as if nothing happened, he just rinsed his head in the sink with that nasty-ass water and strutted back to class like a champ. Absolute legend! ?

#epicfail #bathroomdisaster #schoolmemories #wtf