I'm a damn fine-looking woman, no question about it. Sometimes, when I'm smashed out of my mind and craving a wild rush, I throw on some flashy clothes, slap on bold makeup, and hit the highway to hitch a ride with a cab. I always spin the same sob story—blew all my cash on booze, and hey, can you give me a lift if I return the favor with a quick blow? Out of ten drivers, five or six bite the bait. The real buzzkill? When I stumble on the bleeding hearts who just offer a free ride out of sheer kindness.
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