So, my sister’s friend, just turned 18, crashed at our place for the night. I offered her to chill in my room while my sister was in the shower. Next thing I know, I’m deep in a PUBG match, and this chick straight-up strips naked and plops herself on my lap. Let’s just say, I didn’t make it to the end of that game—totally threw me off my groove.

#wildnight #unexpected #distraction #pubgfail

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P23. I’m grinding through university while juggling a side gig, and I’m fucking exhausted... My place is a constant shithole. Just got back from a brutal night shift, and the house is a war zone—screams echoing off the walls. My stepdad, the asshole, slapped my little sister across the face just because she misplaced the damn remote. Then, the bastard passed out on the floor, lying in a puddle of his own piss. Mom walks in, takes one look at the disaster, and sighs, “Well, at least he made it home.” Oh, and get this—there are sketchy bags of weed stuffed in his pockets.

#familydrama #fuckedup #struggle #realshit

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