I bolted to another city for a quick 3-day work gig.
Come evening, she drops a voice message like a goddamn bomb:
- "Hey, sorry, I got smashed tonight and ended up locking lips with my yoga instructor."
I’m like, stunned, and hit back with:
- "Why the hell are you even telling me this?"
Her reply, dripping with fake virtue:
- "I just wanna keep it real with you."
Now, get this—the yoga dude? A total freaking nerd with a greasy, gray ponytail dangling like some sad trophy.
I’m sitting here, brain on fire, wondering what to do next. She’s crying, blubbering “forgive me” over and over.
#drama #cheating #yogadude #wtf



