Back in the army, some fucked-up shit went down with this one dude—they stuffed him into a damn locker and chucked it straight out the window. And guess what? This badass didn’t even flinch. Crawled out of that metal coffin like it was nothing, unscathed and ready to rumble.

Next thing you know, he’s on a goddamn rampage. Grabs an automatic rifle during the nearest guard shift and blows away two of the assholes who messed with him. Total chaos. After that, they shipped his ass off to a disciplinary battalion, where they damn near turned him into a cripple with their brutal bullshit.

And yeah, if you’re wondering—this insane motherfucker? That’s my uncle.

#badass #revenge #militarymadness #nofucks

It's often said that the taste of a man's cum is shaped by his diet, smoking habits, and the like. But let me shatter that myth with a wicked grin. My guy smokes like a chimney, devours junk food, and guzzles fizzy drinks with reckless abandon. Yet, holy hell, his cum is so damn delicious I’ve legit fantasized about swirling it into my morning coffee as a kinky creamer. Hell, I’ve even pictured drizzling it over a crisp salad for an extra naughty kick.

#taboo #kinky #nsfw #unfiltered

My boyfriend and I decided to spice things up with some kinky role-play action. He was hell-bent on me playing a sexy doctor, but with no white coat in sight, we pivoted to me being a sultry shrink instead. So, we set the damn scene, dim lights and all, and he struts in for his “session,” ready to spill his guts. What started as a game turned into a freaking therapy dump—he unloaded every damn grievance, from childhood traumas to now, and ended up sobbing like a baby on my shoulder for a solid hour!

#roleplaygonewrong #unexpectedtherapy #emotionalbreakdown #wtf