So, I’m riding the bus, minding my own damn business, when this ancient hag plops down next to me and starts yapping about the perks of selling your body for cash. She’s straight-up giving me a crash course on how to become a hooker! I’m like, “Yo, granny, why the hell are you telling me this shit?” And get this—she whips out a freaking business card, like, “Here, darling, hit up my agency. I’m the HR bitch.”
I was absolutely fucking floored!
#wtf #crazyencounters #streetlife #shocking



