Here I am, stuck in a damn line, with two chicks in front of me. One’s got curves for days, a real head-turner with all the goods, while the other’s barely got a presence, flat as a board. Suddenly, the scrawny one grabs a handful of the curvy babe’s ass like she owns it. The hot one spins around, face full of shock, and guess who gets the blame? Yup, yours truly, the innocent bystander!
Next thing I know, I’m eating a knuckle sandwich—BAM!—right to the face, and I’m flat on my ass, seeing stars.
#wtf #unfair #punchline #drama



