Here I am, stuck in a damn line, with two chicks in front of me. One’s got curves for days, a real head-turner with all the goods, while the other’s barely got a presence, flat as a board. Suddenly, the scrawny one grabs a handful of the curvy babe’s ass like she owns it. The hot one spins around, face full of shock, and guess who gets the blame? Yup, yours truly, the innocent bystander!

Next thing I know, I’m eating a knuckle sandwich—BAM!—right to the face, and I’m flat on my ass, seeing stars.

#wtf #unfair #punchline #drama

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Yeah, I even throw in the classic,
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D23.
Been shacking up with my dude for two solid years, and shit was smooth sailing until he dropped a damn bombshell. Turns out, he’s been dipping into my secret stash of cash, calling it “borrowing.” Now he’s all, “I’ll pay you back, babe,” but this sneaky crap’s been going on for months. And here I was, saving every dime for my dream getaway.
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?— Hey, he owned up, cut him some slack
?— Screw that, toss him out like yesterday’s trash

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