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Back when I was just a tiny tot, I had this wild notion that the longer the poem I belted out to Santa Claus, the more loot I’d score. So, picture this: a 6-year-old me, standing there, reciting a freaking 30-minute epic chunk from Nekrasov’s “Who Can Be Happy and Free in Russia.” I’m pouring my heart out, expecting a damn treasure trove. And what do I get? A lousy stuffed toy and a measly lollipop. Screw you, Santa, you cheap bastard!

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Back in the early school days, when the whole class marched off to the cafeteria, a few of us stragglers stayed behind in the classroom. It was always me, the boy I had a wild crush on, his buddy, and a couple of other girls. So, picture this: the moment finally arrived when it was just me and my dream boy, alone. In a burst of sheer, unhinged desperation, I flung myself to the ground, faking a dramatic "faint" in the most ridiculous, over-the-top pose you can imagine. Hell if I know why I thought that was a good idea. I was convinced he’d fall to his knees, weeping over my "tragic" state, and confess his undying love. Instead, the little savage just stared at me, pissed on my shirt without a shred of remorse, and casually sat back down. I bolted upright, tears streaming down my face, utterly humiliated, and they sent me home to wallow in my shame.

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