My marriage went down the drain because of a damn parrot. I got home one day, and that feathered bastard started screeching like a maniac:
"MORE..! MORE..! DEEPER..! DEEPER..! DON’T YOU DARE STOP!!!"
When my husband rolled in from work, I unleashed hell on him. We screamed, cursed each other to high heaven, and he stormed out. Divorce papers followed. A month later, we started talking again, piecing things together. He demanded to know why I lost it, so I spilled the beans about the parrot. He went silent. Didn’t say a word. Then, the next day, a courier showed up with a USB drive. Just one short video on it. I watched it and sobbed my eyes out for two straight hours. That USB held the truth...
#marriagefail #parrotdrama #heartbreak #wtf