Back at our school, we’ve got the slickest setup—hell, we’ve even got microscopes that could make a scientist jealous. During biology class, this wild chick decides to spice things up by hocking a loogie right onto a slide, dying to see what her spit looks like under the lens. We’re all crowded around, losing our minds laughing at the bizarre shit we’re seeing.

Then the teacher struts over, peers into the microscope with this intense, no-nonsense stare, and drops a bombshell:
“Is this really just spit? Then why the hell am I seeing sperm swimming around in there?”

#schoolshenanigans #biologygonewild #wtfmoment #unfiltered

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