I made a wild bet with my girl, swearing I’d get inside her one way or another within a month.
When push came to shove, I had no choice but to spike her banana smoothie with a little “extra,”
filmed the whole damn thing for proof, and hell yeah, I bagged a grand.
But fuck, lost a friend in the process.
Alina, I’m sorry, babe, forgive me. 😢
#wildbet #savage #sorrynotsorry #prankgonewrong
Back at our school, we’ve got the slickest setup—hell, we’ve even got microscopes that could make a scientist jealous. During biology class, this wild chick decides to spice things up by hocking a loogie right onto a slide, dying to see what her spit looks like under the lens. We’re all crowded around, losing our minds laughing at the bizarre shit we’re seeing.
Then the teacher struts over, peers into the microscope with this intense, no-nonsense stare, and drops a bombshell:
“Is this really just spit? Then why the hell am I seeing sperm swimming around in there?”
#schoolshenanigans #biologygonewild #wtfmoment #unfiltered
I don’t know who did it but they did.
The word for the fear of long words is too long for the people who fear long words.
