D17. I've always had this wild, fucked-up dream—to take a piss right in front of my apartment block. So, I picked the dead of night, squatted down with a wicked grin, reveling in my sheer insanity. And then, just my luck, a cop car rolls by. They thought I was high as a kite and DRAGGED MY ASS TO THE STATION. Well, at least I can say I lived the dream, right?
#rebelshit #fuckthesystem #crazydreams #busted
Last night, I was deep in the heat with my girl, and I blasted all over her sweet ass. I got up to grab some tissues, and she snaps, “Close the damn door!” I just shrugged—who the hell cares, right?—and kept walking.
Not even five seconds later, my mom strolls by the room… and gets a full fucking view of my girl, butt-naked, sprawled out like a starfish, dripping with my mess.
#nsfw #awkwardmoment #caughtredhanded #familydrama
P20. So, one day my uncle dropped this savage piece of wisdom on me: "Never shack up with a woman who’s tougher than you, kid—she might crave some action when you’re just not in the damn mood." I laughed it off, thinking it was just some hilarious bullshit. But guess what? I ended up dating a freaking judo champ, and holy shit, she’s pinned me down and had her way with me a couple of times already… somebody send help, I’m screwed!
#wtf #relationshipstruggles #judo #savage
