I was with this chick for three damn years, then we split. Over that time, she went down on me maybe five times, and yeah, the sex was pretty vanilla, nothing wild. But here’s the kicker—every single time, I had to show up with a gift or some damn flowers just to get some action. Fast forward, she’s now with this new dude, a guy I know, and he’s bragging about how she lets him hit it from the back and begs him to finish on her face and in her mouth. And guess what? He doesn’t even bother with gifts or any of that crap.

Man, I’m fucking raging! Turns out I was just a simp, jumping through hoops while she’s out here wildin’ with someone else. 😡

#simplife #heartbreak #savage #betrayal