🙈My upstairs neighbor birthed a screaming little demon that’s been driving me up the freakin’ wall with its endless wails.
To escape the ear-piercing shrieks, I started taking more walks, dragging my trusty mutt along for company. That’s how I bumped into this hot neighbor with a dog of his own.
Curious, I figured he was a newbie in the building and casually asked which floor he’s on.
Turns out, he’s right above me. I give him a sympathetic slap on the shoulder, muttering condolences about the tiny terror upstairs.
His face darkens, and he admits he’s at his wits’ end. Half-joking, I throw out the idea of saying screw it all and escaping to some sun-soaked beach,
😱and then he hits me with this response...
#noisyneighbors #escapeplan #doglife #wtf
