Down in our little backwoods village, we’ve got a notorious character dubbed “All Mine,” and wouldn’t you know it, the bastard’s my next-door neighbor. When this lunatic gets hammered, he stumbles into someone’s garden—or hell, even their damn house—and starts bellowing, “All Mine!” like he owns the goddamn world.
Used to be, we’d call the cops on his sorry ass, but now? We’re over it. We just give him a swift kick in the rear and send him packing.
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