So, I decided to doll up my bestie, turning her face into my personal canvas. I’ve been itching to practice makeup on real people, dreaming of slaying as a pro makeup artist. Just as I was putting the final touches on her killer look, blending that eyeshadow like a goddamn artist, my grandma barges in. She takes one look at us and drops a bombshell: “If you’re heading out to work the streets, don’t forget the rubbers, girls!” My friend, quick as a whip, fires back with a smirk, “Nah, we’re good, Granny, we’re on the pill!” (Total joke, obviously.)
Long story short, I’m now grounded till the end of summer, locked up like a prisoner in my own damn house. FML. ?
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