Today I was crammed into a bus so packed, it felt like a damn sardine can—barely a gasp of air to be had. Amidst the human crusher, this tiny kid, maybe 6 to 8 years old, had her face shoved right into my ass (or just a tad above, let’s be real). Without a second thought, I let loose a silent but deadly beast of a fart right on the poor gremlin. Now, I’m sitting here feeling like a total jackass for gassing the little runt.
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