After a damn long hiatus, I figured I’d hit the gym and squat like a beast.
Ended up staggering home like I’d chugged a bottle of vodka—totally wrecked.
Some old hag on a bench straight-up thought I was a junkie and called the cops on my ass.
Next thing I know, I’m cuffed and hauled off like a common thug. 🤦♂️
#gymfail #wtf #cops #misunderstood
Today I was crammed into a bus so packed, it felt like a damn sardine can—barely a gasp of air to be had. Amidst the human crusher, this tiny kid, maybe 6 to 8 years old, had her face shoved right into my ass (or just a tad above, let’s be real). Without a second thought, I let loose a silent but deadly beast of a fart right on the poor gremlin. Now, I’m sitting here feeling like a total jackass for gassing the little runt.
#buslife #awkwardashell #fartfail #shamefulmoment
D18. I accidentally caught a glimpse of my father’s massive, dark cock while he was swimming in the pool. I’ve only ever been with one guy, and his dick was nothing special—just average at best. But Dad? Holy shit, he’s packing a thick, dusky beast down there, and I couldn’t stop fantasizing about sliding it deep inside me. That evening, he got drunk, and I saw my chance to make this twisted dream a reality. Hell, he probably wouldn’t even remember it.
I couldn’t just jump him outright, so I played the seductress. I slipped a shiny little plug into my ass, threw on a flimsy nightie that barely covered anything, and strutted around, shaking my hips right in front of him. He barely noticed me at first, so I upped the game—spilled some water on my chest, letting it drip down my tits until my nipples were hard and screaming for attention. That did it. His eyes locked on me, and he called me over, pulling me onto his lap. I was already soaked between my thighs, aching to slide down and wrap my lips around him. And just as I was about to make my move, he opened his mouth to say… Read on for more.
#taboo #forbiddenlust #seduction #darkdesire
I’m stuck in this shitty communal dump of an apartment. Every goddamn night, my neighbor fries fish like he’s running a fucking seafood joint—stink wafts through the whole damn hallway, and the cockroaches are having a fucking field day. I try to confront the bastard, and he just screams, “Fuck off, I’m obsessed with my fish!” I’m choking on this bullshit stench, man, I can’t breathe! Can’t move out either—cops are useless, telling me to “sort it out yourselves,” what a load of crap. What the hell do I do? Got any wild ideas?
😢 — Suck it up and suffer
🤣 — Sneak some shit into his fish pan
#apartmenthell #neighborsfromhell #stinknightmare #wtf