I heard through the grapevine that an old acquaintance of mine bolted to a new city, only to get lured into a wild night of booze. A few days later, word got back to me that things spiraled into absolute chaos—she got railed by a bunch of dudes, went down on the guy who owned the place, and, in a spectacular finale, pissed herself right in his bed while everyone watched, jaws on the floor. Honestly, I’m fucking thrilled we don’t talk anymore!

#wildnight #trainwreck #noclass #shocking

I'm standing in line, minding my own damn business, when I notice two chicks ahead of me. One's got curves in all the right places, a real head-turner, while the other’s kinda meh, barely worth a glance. Suddenly, the scrawny one grabs a handful of the curvy babe’s ass. She spins around, pissed as hell, looking for someone to blame. And guess who gets the finger pointed at them? Yours truly, of course!

Next thing I know, I’m eating a fist to the face, and I hit the deck like a sack of bricks. What a freaking day!

#unlucky #drama #wtf #misunderstood

My mom, she’s my damn ride-or-die. I’ve always known I can count on her ass when shit hits the fan, whether it’s gossiping about hot guys, tearing into my bitchy classmates, or just spilling my guts. When I hit 17, I was still a virgin, pure as hell, and during a fancy-ass birthday dinner, while my darling mama was dishing out cake, she straight-up suggested I cash in on my innocence. Sell that cherry, she said. I shot that idea down hard, but a couple of years later, I ended up getting down and dirty at a wild house party with some random dude anyway...

? - Did the right thing, fuck yeah
? - Should’ve listened to mama’s crazy scheme

#familydrama #wildlife #virginitystory #noholdsbarred