My old man’s pushing fifty, a widower for six damn years now. And guess what? For all this time, he’s been parading a string of chicks my age, one after another. I walk into the house, and these girls stare at me like I’m some freaking ghost: “Who the hell is this?” Well, surprise, sweetheart, I’m the son of the dude you’re banging.
I confronted him once, straight up: “Are you for real, Dad? Can’t you find a proper woman, someone closer to your age, someone you can actually vibe with?” And he just smirks and hits me with this gem: “I read somewhere that screwing younger women keeps you young. So, I’m just rejuvenating, my boy.”
And now I’m stuck dodging eye contact with these “fountains of youth” every time I’m around.
#midlifecrisis #daddydrama #awkwardaf #agegap
