P19. I was with this chick for a solid year, and shit was smooth as hell, until I found out she’s screwing around with rich assholes just to score fancy-ass gifts. ? No wonder she had cash for a PS4, a dope gaming chair, and we were ordering lavish 2k lunches every damn week.
Hmm, I might just keep banging her a bit longer—maybe I’ll snag some fresh kicks outta this. Then I’ll ditch this trash.
#cheating #golddigger #savage #player
A gay guy and a chick are stranded on a deserted island, lost in the middle of nowhere.
A month drags by, and she’s practically feral, begging him:
- "Screw me, dammit! I’m dying for some action!"
- "Hell, if there was a dude here, I’d be all over him, no question."
- "What about me? I’m right here, a hot piece of ass, craving you!"
- "Sorry, babe, not happening."
- "Okay, fine, but tell me—what’s so damn thrilling about pounding a guy’s backside?"
- "Alright, screw talking. Let me show you."
He flips her over, bends her down, and goes straight for the back door. She’s shrieking:
- "Ow, you bastard! That hurts! Stop it right now!"
And he just smirks, saying: Keep reading for the wild finish...
#stranded #taboo #wildstories #nsfw
My buddy is raking in serious cash every damn day with his betting game, and get this—he just wires it straight to me for shits and giggles. Says he’s got nowhere else to blow it, just rotting away at home all day, counting his piles of money.
Hit that ? if you’re dying to snag a moneybags friend like this!
#easymoney #bettingking #cashflow #livinglarge
A dad storms into the school to pick up little Vlad.
He spots the kid lounging on the porch like he owns the place.
Vlad smirks and says:
"Hey, Pops, you gotta swing by the principal’s office."
"What the hell did you pull this time, kid?"
"Just go see the principal, trust me."
So, the dad struts down the hall, pushes open the door to the office, and damn—there’s a bombshell of a woman sitting there. Curves for days, barely contained in a skirt that’s more like a belt.
"Are you Vlad’s dad?" she purrs, batting her lashes.
"Uh, yeah, that’s me."
"I’ve got a deal for you. Every time Vlad aces a test, I’ll give you a… personal reward. Let’s just say it’ll be unforgettable."
The dad’s jaw hits the floor, but he’s no idiot. He hires a whole army of top-notch tutors for Vlad that same day.
A month flies by, and Vlad’s racking up perfect scores like it’s a game. Dad’s grinning ear to ear.
He marches back to the principal’s office, waving a stack of report cards.
"Alright, lady, you promised me a wild ride for every A. Check this out—20 straight A’s!"
But the principal just leans back with a sly grin and says:
"Vlad’s a damn genius, no doubt. But… you’ll have to keep reading to find out."
#schoolscandal #hotprincipal #wilddeals #unexpectedtwist