So, this dude straight-up asked me to go down on him. I’d never done it before, but fuck it, I said yes. Things got wild fast—those sloppy, wet noises had me cracking up, and I couldn’t get it right for shit. He flipped out, screaming that I’m a dumbass who can’t take anything seriously, and threatened to dump me if I didn’t blow him proper.

😐 - Fine, I’ll suck it up and do it.
👍 - Screw him, I’m telling him to fuck off.
🤣 - Bet I’ll bite his dick for fun.

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Picture this: a snooty French ambassador, all decked out in his fancy getup, leans over during a lavish banquet and, with a smirk, quizzes the Tsar:

"Your Majesty, is it true that you Russians actually chow down on buckwheat?"
Alexander III, unfazed, shoots back, "Hell yeah, we do. What's your point?"
The ambassador, dripping with disdain, scoffs, "Well, in France, we wouldn't dream of touching that vile slop—it's strictly pig food!"
Without missing a damn beat, the Tsar locks eyes with the pompous Frenchman and fires off a question of his own...

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