So, this dude straight-up asked me to go down on him. I’d never done it before, but fuck it, I said yes. Things got wild fast—those sloppy, wet noises had me cracking up, and I couldn’t get it right for shit. He flipped out, screaming that I’m a dumbass who can’t take anything seriously, and threatened to dump me if I didn’t blow him proper.
😐 - Fine, I’ll suck it up and do it.
👍 - Screw him, I’m telling him to fuck off.
🤣 - Bet I’ll bite his dick for fun.
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