Katya’s folks bolted to their countryside shack, leaving her free to drag Vasya over for some fun.

So, there’s Vasya, fresh from pleasing his girl, stark naked as the day he was born, swaggering to the john. Meanwhile, Katya, being the tidy little minx she is, slips off to the bathroom to freshen up...

And wouldn’t you know it, right at that damn moment, her parents—either forgetting some crap or chickening out of their trip—come barging back in...

Now, let’s hear the rest straight from Vasya’s mouth, ‘cause his perspective is pure gold:

“So, I’m just chilling on the crapper, minding my own damn business... when BAM, the door flies open. I jerk my head up and who do I see? Katya’s friggin’ dad.

A couple of agonizing seconds pass before the shock wears off, and I blurt out what seemed, in that insane moment, the most logical question after getting caught with my pants literally down:

‘Uh, hey there... is Katya HOME???’

Her old man, thank Christ, had a twisted sense of humor. He damn near pissed himself laughing before dropping a line that had me shook...”

#awkwardashell #caughtnaked #familydrama #wtfmoment

I was utterly fucking floored when, mid-pounding with my guy, his older brother just barged into the damn room! My man didn’t even flinch, kept slamming into me from behind, pinning me hard against the couch, while his brother casually asked where the hell the laptop charger was. Absolute fucking humiliation, what a shitshow!

#wtf #embarrassment #awkward #nsfw

So, I’ve been hooking up with this guy for about two months now. We get down to business, but damn, he’s done in just 10 minutes flat. My ex? That man could go for a solid hour, and it was pure ecstasy every time. Recently, I bumped into my ex, and, well, one thing led to another. We ended up fucking like old times. I wouldn’t say I cheated on my current dude—nah, I’m just not settling for a 10-minute quickie that leaves me high and dry. So guess what? I’m back to banging my ex exclusively, and loving every second of it!

#hotmess #exlover #sexdrama #noregrets