The teacher got down and dirty with little Vovka.
- Hey, how about I bite my own elbow, and you slap a lousy 'C' on my report card?
- Alright, show me what you’ve got!
Vovka twisted himself into a damn pretzel and chomped down hard.
- Okay, how about you bump me up to a 'B', and I’ll bite my own ass?
- Hell yeah, let’s see that!
Vovka hopped around like a madman, and sure enough, he bit his own backside.
- Now, how about you give me an 'A', and I’ll finish with a freaking Coca-Cola fountain?
- No way, that’s impossible! Prove it.
The teacher’s all over Vovka… and boom, he lets it rip!
The teacher gasps:
- Vovka, that ain’t no Coca-Cola!
Vovka just smirks and says: Keep reading, babe.

#wildstories #schoolshenanigans #wtf #nsfw

D21. I was with this guy for two damn years. Shit was serious, even brought him home to meet the folks.
Then, outta nowhere, he ghosts me for two whole weeks. I’m over here thinking he’s six feet under.
Next thing I know, he slides into my DMs with: “Yo, I flew to Abu Dhabi for some business, had a weak moment, and bam—I got hitched.”
HITCHED. For real, what the actual fuck?!

#betrayal #heartbreak #wtf #drama

We've got a wild old hag living with us, a real disgrace to the neighborhood!
Her mind’s gone to absolute shit—she’s batshit crazy.
Some days, she’s hurling pillows from the balcony like a deranged sniper,
other times, she’s tossing bags of literal crap or piss, raining down her vile ammo on unsuspecting bastards below!

#insanegranny #wtf #neighborhoodnightmare #crazyoldlady