While I’m banging a chick, my mind’s usually off in la-la land, thinking about the most random crap. Last time, for instance, I was racking my brain trying to remember if they toss pickled cucumbers into that shawarma I scarfed down twice before.

Guess this weird-ass distraction pays off, ‘cause I last way longer in the sack, and she’s always blown away, wondering how the hell I keep going like a damn energizer bunny.

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