I'm serving in the army, and we've got this absolute weirdo in our unit, a real freak of nature. Picture this: after lunch, this dude straight-up shits himself right in the middle of the mess hall, no shame! The sergeant storms over, face red as hell, and barks, "What the fuck is this bullshit?" And this guy, cool as a cucumber, just shrugs and says, "Stomach cramped up, couldn’t make it to the shitter in time." Absolute chaos! 🤣
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