So, my sister dragged in this tiny furball of a kitten, and holy hell, did it turn my life into a piss-soaked nightmare!
This little bastard started marking territory everywhere, including straight into my damn shoes.
I was beyond pissed off, so I yeeted that cat right out the window into a snowdrift—nine freaking floors down!
Later, I played the heartbroken card, spinning a sob story about how I was just airing out the place, and the clumsy critter climbed up and tumbled out.
Hell, I even squeezed out a fake tear for dramatic effect.
Guess I missed my calling as a goddamn Oscar winner!

? - Eh, probably did the right thing.
? - You sick fuck, you absolute monster!

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? - Damn, girl, that’s some raw talent!
? - Holy sh*t, what a wild one!

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