A guy storms into a sex therapist’s office, frustration written all over his face.

“Doc, it just won’t stand up!” he blurts out.
The therapist gives him a thorough once-over and says with a smirk,
“Bring your wife along tomorrow, let’s get to the bottom of this.”
The next day, the couple shows up. The doc pulls the wife into the office and tells the guy,
“Hey, champ, cool your jets in the hallway. Ma’am, let’s get you stripped down… yeah, all the way… perfect, now hop on the couch…
Nice, flip over onto your stomach… alright, now up on all fours… got it, that’s enough, get dressed.”
The doc sticks his head out into the corridor, looking at the guy with a knowing grin.

#sextherapy #relationshipstruggles #awkwardmoments #boldtruths

So, my sister dragged in this tiny furball of a kitten, and holy hell, did it turn my life into a piss-soaked nightmare!
This little bastard started marking territory everywhere, including straight into my damn shoes.
I was beyond pissed off, so I yeeted that cat right out the window into a snowdrift—nine freaking floors down!
Later, I played the heartbroken card, spinning a sob story about how I was just airing out the place, and the clumsy critter climbed up and tumbled out.
Hell, I even squeezed out a fake tear for dramatic effect.
Guess I missed my calling as a goddamn Oscar winner!

😐 - Eh, probably did the right thing.
👍 - You sick fuck, you absolute monster!

#darkhumor #savage #catdrama #wtf

Just the other day, as my friend and I were chilling by a grubby little food stand, two ragged, desperate kids shuffled up to us. They weren’t begging for spare change to hand over to some shady bastard—they straight-up asked for food, their eyes hollow with hunger. And me? I just shrugged, told them I couldn’t do shit for them, polished off my meal right in their faces, and walked away like a cold-hearted prick.

Damn, what a brutal scene.

#heartless #struggle #streetlife #harshreality