My girl and I get down and dirty with the 69 position now and then, but damn, we always end up bickering over who’s the 6 and who’s the 9 in this twisted game. Last time, the fight got so heated we nearly tore the house down, and I had to storm out just to cool off. Still, no matter the chaos, I’ll always claim my spot as the 9, reigning supreme!

#naughty #spicy #relationshipdrama #wildtimes

D25.
Me and my girl got ourselves into a damn car wreck—she was behind the wheel, smashed out of her mind. Cops hauled us off to the station. I figured she’d be a mess, sobbing, begging, swearing to quit the bottle. But nah, she struts into the cop’s office, comes out twenty minutes later looking like she just rolled out of bed, but with a sly-ass grin. In the car, she smirks and says she “handled it on the down-low.” ‘Cause wrecking the ride wasn’t enough, she didn’t wanna lose her license too. Oh, and by the way, she’s got a boyfriend waiting at home...

#drunkdriving #sketchydeals #hotmess #drama

P31. I’d been with this chick for a whole damn year. Everything was chill, cozy, almost too damn boring. Then, outta nowhere, she drops a fucking bombshell—she’s been banging her ex for six months. I’m straight-up floored, jaw on the floor, but wait, it gets worse. Turns out, it’s not just sex. They’ve got a kid now, and she ain’t got a clue who the daddy is. That shit hit me like a freight train, crushed me. And yet, here she is, begging me to stay with her sorry ass.

#relationshipdrama #cheating #wtf #mindblown