For my little bro’s birthday bash, we got some wild animators to hype up the party. The kids were screaming their lungs out, having the time of their damn lives. One of the animators, ballsy as hell, slapped a sack over his head and shouted, “Hey, kiddos, hit me, but don’t go too crazy!” Guess who ended up flat on his ass, knocked out cold from my surprise sucker punch?
#partyhard #knockout #savage #wtf
In a dimly lit bar, a trio of escorts are throwing back drinks, flaunting their latest spoils like trophies from a battlefield.
First one smirks, tossing her hair, "Oh darling, one of my regulars draped me in a fur coat—pure luxury—after I kept him howling all night long!"
The second laughs, dripping with sass, "Pfft, a fur coat? Child’s play. I had a guy gift me a damn car—not just any car, a sleek BMW 7 Series. Why? ‘Cause I made him see stars seven damn times in one night!"
The third sits quiet, sipping her drink, until the other two pounce with curiosity, "Hey, why so silent? Things that bad?"
She leans in with a wicked grin, "Nah, screw your furs and fancy rides. You won’t believe what I got... Keep reading, bitches."
#escortlife #lavishgifts #wildnights #savagevibes
So, my chick totally busted me jerking off to pics of my ex, and holy shit, did she rip me a new one over it.
Fast forward to yesterday, I roll in early from work, and guess what I catch? My girl, getting herself off to the exact same damn photos of my ex!
I’m like, okay, whatever, but then this crazy broad hits me with, “I wanna have a threesome with her and you.”
What the actual fuck? Is this some kind of twisted test or what?!
?-Hell yeah, go for it
?-Fuck no, screw this
#drama #threesome #wtf #relationships
I was driving a cab when this hammered, hefty woman, probably in her 40s, plopped into the backseat with a suitcase in tow.
When we got to her place, she slurred out a request for me to haul her luggage up to her third-floor apartment.
I obliged, didn’t even bother kicking off my shoes.
Next thing I know, she’s using her massive rack to shove me straight into her bedroom, begging and pleading for me to give her the goods.
When that didn’t work, she flipped to full-on threats.
Before I could blink, she yanked my pants down and got a hold of my Limp Larry with her mouth, but the soldier just wouldn’t stand at attention.
So, tell me, does this count as getting violated?
? - Nah, not quite there
? - Hell yeah, it counts
#wildride #taxidriverstories #wtfmoment #awkward