🙏My husband took off for a wild sauna party with his crew.

🫶🫶🫶🫶

Just a bunch of rowdy guys at first. A couple of hours later, he calls me up, clearly buzzed, begging me to join. Says everyone’s paired up now, and he’s bored out of his mind without me. Hell, I’m always down for a good time, and I’m curious to meet the wives of his colleagues, so I didn’t waste a second getting there.
I strut in, and the party’s already a damn circus—full-on chaos. I dive right in, knocking back drinks, sweating it out in the steam.
As the night winds down, most of the crowd stumbles outside for a smoke, leaving just three of us behind. And then, shit gets spicy. One of the chicks turns to me with a sly grin, saying she’s thrilled we finally met. Apparently, they’ve heard all sorts of juicy stories about me, and now they get to see the legend in the flesh. I’m thinking, hell yeah, my man’s been bragging about me.
Then she drops the bomb, word for word: “And you… 👇👇

#partyvibes #saunachaos #wildnight #spicymoments

Just the other day, as my friend and I loitered by a grimy fast-food stand, two scruffy little urchins shuffled up to us, their eyes pleading not for spare change to hand over to some shady bastard, but for a damn bite to eat. And what did I do? I stared them down, shrugged with ice in my veins, finished scarfing down my greasy grub right in front of their hungry faces, and strutted off without a shred of guilt.

Heartless bitch, aren’t I?
Or maybe I played it just right.

#coldhearted #streetlife #toughchoices #moraldilemma

Some random chick totally lost her shit on me, accusing me of being "that creepy dude heading the same way as her" and somehow dragging her "to god-knows-where" in the process. Long story short, we ended up chilling at a café, then rolled back to my place, and yeah, I smashed.

What a wild ride, huh?
Is she just straight-up unhinged or what?

#unexpected #crazychick #hookup #wtf