Had a blazing row with my girl. She fired back with a 3,000₽ transfer, scrawling a venomous note: "Go hunt down a better whore, asshole."

I’m sitting here, torn between feeling slapped in the face and oddly flattered.

😐 - I send her back 1 ruble with a smirk: "Keep the change, darling."
👍 - I blow the cash on a juicy shawarma and a gym membership to flex on her later.

#drama #savage #breakup #petty

So, get this—my old man once withdrew 30 grand from an ATM and, like a complete dumbass, forgot to grab the cash. Right behind him was this sweet little granny, probably 70 or 75, looking like an angel straight outta heaven.

And guess what? This sly old fox didn’t say a damn word, just snatched the 30k and walked off with the calmest vibe, like she’d just won the jackpot.

😂—Don’t be a fucking idiot, props to granny for the hustle!
👎—What a shady old hag, absolute scum!

# savagegranny # cashgrab # dumbmove # wtf

Today is a damn glorious day! I’m at my salon, cutting hair like a boss, when who walks in? The current fling of my ex, strutting like she owns the place. I gave that little tramp a savage buzz cut on the back of her head, completely butchered it. She flipped her lid, stormed out in a huff, and I’m over here grinning ear to ear. Revenge might not solve shit, but hell, it’s one sweet fucking game! No shame in my game!

👍 - Hell yeah, served her right!
😢 - You’re a total savage

#revenge #savage #pettyaf #noregrets