D19. My old man’s a booze-soaked mess, but he’s got a heart of gold. Just the other day, he gambled away his entire pension and even his beat-up sneakers in a card game. Today, he stumbles in, hands me some random dude’s phone, and slurs, "Here, kid, the camera’s top-notch, perfect for snapping pics." Turns out, he swiped it from some poor schoolkid in the subway. And get this—it’s a freaking Samsung Ultra 24! Meanwhile, I’m stuck toting around my ancient piece of crap phone.

😐- Keep it, who cares
👍- Give it back, man, that’s straight-up theft

#familydrama #stolenphone #wtf #streetlife

A wild tale from my buddy.
I barge into my place—dead silence. Weird, I think. I swing open the bedroom door, and there she is with some dude, both draped in robes, giggling like idiots. She chirps, "Oh, just the neighbor, we were sipping tea." I’m like, "Tea, huh? Then what’s with the robes?" Her excuse? "It’s just so damn hot."
Get this—the neighbor’s wearing *my* fucking robe.
And outside? It’s a blistering hell, damn near 40 degrees.

I straight-up told my friend he’s a clueless jackass, but he’s all, "Nah, man, nothing happened between her and the neighbor, it’s all good."))

🤣—fucking clueless bastard
😐—sure, nothing happened

#cheatingsuspicions #wtf #clueless #hotmess

D19. I've been hooking up with a married guy for four damn months now, and this dude moonlights as a taxi driver in our little town.
Get this—sometimes, when he’s too tied up to drive me, his clueless wife picks me up and drops me off.
It’s pure gold riding in the same car where he screws me senseless, chatting with her like nothing’s up.
What’s your take on this wild ride?

🌭-Hell yeah, it’s spicy
👍-You’re a total scumbag

#cheating #drama #scandal #wildlife