Left-side chicks always got excuses (same old bullshit)

P22. Been with this girl for two damn years, and we still ain't fuckin'... We kiss, we cuddle, I’m rock-hard as hell, but she’s got the gates locked tight! Won’t even suck me off. So, what do I do? I slide over to her bestie and bang her brains out. A man’s got needs, ya know, and it’s straight-up unhealthy when your dick’s throbbing with no release. Jerking off? Nah, I’m fuckin’ done with that grind.

#relationships #frustration #cheating #sexdrama

My buddy, dubbed the Vampire

So, I’ve got this wild mate who’s recently earned himself the nickname Vampire.
Here’s the insane story: this dude figured his chick was done with her monthly curse,
and in the dead of night, he dove in for a taste of her forbidden fruit while she slept.
Ended up staining the whole damn bed and smearing his face in the process,
but does he give a shit? Hell no! He just laughs off the jabs, tossing back,
“A real pirate never backs down from sailing the Red Sea, mate!”

#vampirevibes #wildstory #piratelife #nsfw

Waited for My Man to Return from the Army, and Here’s the Shocking Shitshow That Unfolded

My guy got dragged off to the army for a whole damn year. Before he left, he threw out this half-assed line: "I’m not begging you to wait, but if you do, I’ll put a ring on it."
So, I fucking waited. He comes back, all flowers and sweet nothings, and we’re tearing up the sheets like wild animals. Then, boom—I’m scrolling through VK, and I stumble on some chick congratulating him on “our first year together.” With a photo of them grinning like idiots in front of his damn army base.
I confront him, like, “Who the hell is this bitch?”
And he just shrugs, cool as a cucumber, and says, “Well, I had two of you on the hook. Both waiting. I didn’t know which one would win this little loyalty game.”
Meanwhile, this asshole was calling me every single day, whining about how much he missed me, feeding me all that sappy bullshit.

#heartbreak #betrayal #douchebag #drama