I’m smashing chicks left and right, and my buddies keep calling me a dumbass for it.

Look, I’m living the wild life, no strings attached. I’m banging new girls every week or two—sometimes even a couple in the same damn week. It’s all good, no feelings, no drama, just pure fun. Some of these chicks keep hitting me up afterward, and I roll over, smash again, hang for a bit, then get back to my own shit. Here’s the deal though: my friends are all pussy-whipped, tied down, and they’re constantly on my ass to “settle down.” Start a real relationship, they say. I’m like, fuck that, why the hell would I put a leash on myself? They hit back with, “You don’t get it, man, you gotta try it at least once.” Thing is, I’ve never even been in a long-term thing, and I ain’t planning to start now.

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