Damn, I miscalculated, but where the hell did I go wrong?!
I’ve got this buddy, right? He went and tied the knot with the town’s notorious tramp, all because she’s a hairdresser. Thought he’d get free cuts for life or some shit. Well, guess what? The only thing she’s trimming is his damn bank account, and the only “style” he’s rocking now is a glorious set of antlers sprouting from his skull!
#cheated #cuckold #golddigger #epicfail