Left-Bank Shenanigans

My girl spilled the tea, raging about how her dude kept ghosting her with lame excuses about “staying late at work.” First, it was just half an hour, then a full hour, and soon it was “babe, I’ll see you tomorrow.” Turns out, his so-called “overtime” was nothing but chilling at a hookah joint across the street. Every damn night, he was there, cozying up with the same trashy chick, whining to her about how “tough” his relationship is. And get this—he was dropping 3-4k a pop on those smoky sessions, like some pathetic sugar daddy with no spine.

#cheating #drama #hookahhustle #relationshipfail

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A Cozy Family Man? Think Again!

So, my girl spilled the tea about her so-called “homebody family guy.” Dude never hid his phone, even shared his password like some trusting saint. But one day, while casually scrolling through his gallery to peep those cute park pics they snapped, she stumbled upon a folder labeled "Work." And holy shit, it wasn’t spreadsheets or memos in there. Nope, it was some chick with neon pink hair and a goddamn cucumber shoved where the sun don’t shine. And get this—she was chilling right on their motherfucking kitchen counter! Talk about a recipe for disaster!

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Real cuckoldry, not the tame nonsense you lot are spouting.

Back in the day, I used to bang the neighbor chick on the sly. She’d spin this tale about still being hitched to her man, living under the same roof, but claiming they didn’t give a rat’s ass about each other anymore. Fine, I thought, whatever… until the bastard strolls in one day. There we are, “watching TV,” which really means I’ve got my hands all over her tits under her flimsy robe. Hubby walks in, takes a quick glance, mumbles a half-assed “hello,” and she tosses back a casual “hey” like it’s nothing. Then he fucks off to the kitchen to fry up some potatoes while I’m frying his slutty wife right there in the living room—she even egged me on, whispering “let’s do it.” Mid-thrust, I catch a glimpse at the door, and there’s this sorry fucker standing there, jerking off to the show. Holy shit, what a twisted scene. I almost felt bad for the creep, but mostly just grossed out by his pathetic ass.
Later, she drops the bomb that this ain’t a one-off—they pull this sick stunt all the time, and he’s a full-blown cuckold.
Oh, and get this: they’re still shacking up together like nothing’s wrong. Guess divorce was never even on the table. 😂

#cuckold #twisted #wtf #nsfw

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🚀 Ever wondered why your PostgreSQL databases are swelling up like a balloon? It's often "bloat" from lingering ghost rows after edits or wipes – they hang around until VACUUM can safely zap 'em!
But if sneaky old transactions are still lurking, that cleanup party's on hold. 🛠️ Fix it by managing those hangs for leaner, meaner tables!

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Unpacking PostgreSQL Table Expansion: Four Triggers and Fixes

Understanding Excess Space in PostgreSQL TablesHey, if you've ever noticed your PostgreSQL tables ballooning in size without a good reason, you're likely dealing with what's known as table bloat. This happens when outdated data rows—created from updates or deletions—stick around because the VACUUM process hasn't swept them up yet, leading to bloated data files.For VACUUM to properly clean house and free up that space, it needs assurance that no active transaction could ever need those old rows. If something's holding onto an ancient transaction, the cleanup gets halted right there.In this guide, I'll walk you through four common reasons this buildup occurs, show you signs to spot them, and share straightforward ways to sort them out.Transactions that drag on foreverPrepared transactions left hanging without a commitStandby server queries when hot_standby_feedback is turned onDelays in logical replicationSetup for TestingPostgreSQL 19dev (commit hash: 34740b90bc123d645a3a71231b765b778bdcf049)Dealing with Transactions That LingerOne of the most straightforward issues I've seen is when a transaction just hangs around too long, whether it's busy or just sitting idle. This blocks VACUUM from clearing out the remnants of updates or deletes that happened after it began, since that transaction might still want to peek at the original data versions.Getting Things ReadyFire up Terminal 1, kick off a transaction, and grab its ID.⛶Terminal 1:
=# BEGIN;
BEGIN
=*# SELECT txid_current();
txid_current
--------------
782
(1 row)
Then, in Terminal 2, wipe some data and trigger a VACUUM.⛶Terminal 2:
=# DELETE FROM t;
DELETE 100
=# VACUUM (VERBOSE) t;
INFO: 00000: vacuuming "postgres.public.t"
LOCATION: heap_vacuum_rel, vacuumlazy.c:848
INFO: 00000: finished vacuuming "postgres.public.t": index scans: 0
pages: 0 removed, 1 remain, 1 scanned (100.00% of total), 0 eagerly scanned
tuples: 0 removed, 100 remain, 100 are dead but not yet removable
removable cutoff: 782, which was 2 XIDs old when operation ended
frozen: 0 pages from table (0.00% of total) had 0 tuples frozen
visibility map: 0 pages set all-visible, 0 pages set all-frozen (0 were all-visible)
index scan not needed: 0 pages from table (0.00% of total) had 0 dead item identifiers removed
avg read rate: 0.000 MB/s, avg write rate: 0.000 MB/s
buffer usage: 15 hits, 0 reads, 0 dirtied
WAL usage: 0 records, 0 full page images, 0 bytes, 0 full page image bytes, 0 buffers full
memory usage: dead item storage 0.02 MB accumulated across 0 resets (limit 64.00 MB each)
system usage: CPU: user: 0.00 s, system: 0.00 s, elapsed: 0.00 s
LOCATION: heap_vacuum_rel, vacuumlazy.c:1199
VACUUM
When you see something like tuples: 0 removed, 100 remain, 100 are dead but not yet removable, it means those stale rows are still lurking and haven't been cleared.Pinpointing the IssueLook for a note like removable cutoff: 782, which was 2 XIDs old when operation ended—that's pointing fingers at transaction ID 782 as the blocker. Dive into the pg_stat_activity view to investigate.⛶Terminal 2:
=# SELECT * FROM pg_stat_activity WHERE backend_xid = 782;
-[ RECORD 1 ]----+------------------------------
datid | 5
datname | postgres
pid | 94076
leader_pid | [NULL]
usesysid | 10
usename | shinya
application_name | psql
client_addr | [NULL]
client_hostname | [NULL]
client_port | -1
backend_start | 2026-01-19 13:41:30.049678+09
xact_start | 2026-01-19 13:54:38.856466+09
query_start | 2026-01-19 13:54:43.501664+09
state_change | 2026-01-19 13:54:43.50271+09
wait_event_type | Client
wait_event | ClientRead
state | idle in transaction
backend_xid | 782
backend_xmin | [NULL]
query_id | [NULL]
query | SELECT txid_current();
backend_type | client backend
Turns out, the process with PID 94076 is chilling in an "idle in transaction" mode, which is why VACUUM couldn't do its job.Fixing It UpShut down that backend process using PID 94076.⛶Terminal 2:
=# SELECT pg_terminate_backend(94076);
pg_terminate_backend
----------------------
t
(1 row)

=# VACUUM (VERBOSE) t;
INFO: 00000: vacuuming "postgres.public.t"
LOCATION: heap_vacuum_rel, vacuumlazy.c:848
INFO: 00000: table "t": truncated 1 to 0 pages
LOCATION: lazy_truncate_heap, vacuumlazy.c:3401
INFO: 00000: finished vacuuming "postgres.public.t": index scans: 0
pages: 1 removed, 0 remain, 1 scanned (100.00% of total), 0 eagerly scanned
tuples: 100 removed, 0 remain, 0 are dead but not yet removable
removable cutoff: 792, which was 1 XIDs old when operation ended
new relfrozenxid: 792, which is 3 XIDs ahead of previous value
frozen: 0 pages from table (0.00% of total) had 0 tuples frozen
visibility map: 1 pages set all-visible, 1 pages set all-frozen (0 were all-visible)
index scan not needed: 0 pages from table (0.00% of total) had 0 dead item identifiers removed
avg read rate: 0.000 MB/s, avg write rate: 7.796 MB/s
buffer usage: 20 hits, 0 reads, 6 dirtied
WAL usage: 8 records, 6 full page images, 34103 bytes, 33628 full page image bytes, 0 buffers full
memory usage: dead item storage 0.02 MB accumulated across 0 resets (limit 64.00 MB each)
system usage: CPU: user: 0.00 s, system: 0.00 s, elapsed: 0.00 s
LOCATION: heap_vacuum_rel, vacuumlazy.c:1199
VACUUM
Now, a message like tuples: 100 removed, 0 remain, 0 are dead but not yet removable shows everything's been tidied up nicely.Quick tip: Double-check it's okay to kill that process before you pull the plug.Handling Prepared Transactions That Aren't CommittedSometimes this pops up when applications...[продолжение статьи]