Busted Under Anesthesia
So, I was zonked out under anesthesia, and my mom, bless her sneaky soul, decided to record our little chat on her phone while I was coming to:
- Hey, Vicky, Vicky... get me...
- Get you what, hon?
- Some rubbers, babe.
- For what exactly?
- Gonna bang like wild animals this weekend, parents are out of town... ah, screw it, we can raw-dog it too.
Vicky’s my girl, by the way. Now, take a wild guess if I got my ass handed to me after this little confession (spoiler: we used the damn condoms, alright).
#anesthesia #overshare #nsfw #savage