Is a Blowjob Really Cheating?

So, I was in another city, right, and bumped into this chick I sorta knew. Thing is, I’ve got a girlfriend back home… but, well, shit happens. This girl invited me over to her place, and I swear I didn’t catch on at first that she was basically begging for a wild ride. She played it off like, “Hey, help me fix my computer or whatever.” Yeah, right. Long story short, things got heated, but I didn’t wanna go full-on cheating mode, you know? So, it ended with just a blowjob. I mean, come on, that’s not really betrayal, is it? Just a little… harmless fun.

#cheatingdebate #guilttrip #secretfling #whatscounts

Casanova or just a damn liar?

Holy shit, I just found out my coworker is juggling 11 mistresses! Thought it was total bullshit at first, but then he whipped out the proof. I’m fucking floored, guys. He’s 38, by the way, and here I am at 19, still a virgin. Honestly, I feel like a complete loser next to this legend.

#casanova #player #mindblown #lifegoals

Perverted Uncle, Family Disgrace Unleashed

D19. So, my creepy-ass uncle rolled up to crash at our place. This sick bastard kept steering convos into dirty territory, trying to cop a feel every damn chance he got. He even had the audacity to whisper he’d sneak into my room at night. I spilled the whole nasty story to my older brother, who thought I was full of shit. Still, we swapped rooms for the night, and he crashed in my bed just in case. Sure enough, that twisted fuck crept in after dark, thinking he’d get lucky. Big mistake. My brother clocked him right in the fucking face, sent him tumbling down the stairs in his ratty, hole-ridden boxers. Butt-ass naked otherwise. Oh, and did I mention it’s a bone-chilling minus 20 outside? What a pathetic piece of trash, humiliated and frozen out there!

#familydrama #creepalert #justice #wtf