So, I started dating this guy, and guess what—he’s never been with anyone before.
I’m not exactly a pro myself, to be honest, but damn, the thought of being his first got me all kinds of fired up. Here’s the hilarious twist: our first time, he couldn’t even figure out how to roll on a condom and ended up watching freaking YouTube tutorials right there in the heat of the moment. Second attempt? His soldier wouldn’t stand at attention... He straight-up told me he’s gonna order some Viagra and promised everything will be smooth sailing next time. Holy shit, what do I even do with this?
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