I thought I’d be slick, but shit hit the fan in the most epic way...
I figured I’d discreetly ditch my rubber pussy in the trash, so I stuffed it tight into a sketchy brown bag and crept over to the dumpster like a goddamn ninja. But fuck me, the nosy neighbor across the street thought my sneaky package looked like a damn bomb or some shady contraband. Next thing I know, she’s calling the cops, sirens blaring, and the whole fucking block finds out I was tossing a silicone snatch into the garbage. Talk about a public humiliation!
#epicfail #busted #wtf #nosyneighbors