Made a Total Fool of Myself in Front of Mom
So today, I figured I’d sneak over to my dude’s place for some steamy, no-holds-barred action. We’d planned to get down and dirty at his crib. Too cheap to shell out for a cab, I dragged myself to the bus stop. Hopped on, standing there bored out of my mind. To tease him a bit, I fire off a spicy text: “Rolling up with no panties on ”. His name’s Maxim, by the way. And, because the universe loves to screw me over, I accidentally send that damn message to my MOM! Didn’t even realize until her reply slams back: “What the hell, you planning to flash your bits? Get your ass home and put some underwear on NOW!”
Sweet Jesus, I haven’t felt this humiliated—or laughed this hard—in forever.
#epicfail #momfail #cringe #wtf