My mom stumbled upon three of my dildos and straight-up called me a pervert. She had the audacity to say I should be screwing around with guys instead, and that owning three toys must mean I’ve got some serious mental issues. Bitch, please—I’m just trying not to end up knocked up like she was at my age!

#rebel #sexpositive #noshame #savage

Day 19. So, I’m chowing down with my old man in the kitchen, just another typical day. He’s half in the bag, as usual—hell, it’s practically his default mode, especially now that he’s on vacation. Anyway, I get up from my chair and, fuck me, I realize I’ve leaked. Total disaster. I’m mortified, thinking, “This is it, I’m screwed.” Then my dad, oblivious as ever, plops down on the same damn chair, spots the blood, and loses his absolute shit. I’m too ashamed to confess it’s mine, so he jumps to the wild conclusion that he’s got internal bleeding from some ulcer or whatever. Next thing I know, he’s hauling ass to the ER, convinced he’s dying.

#awkwardaf #familydrama #bloodyhell #wtf

Office Affairs with a Dirty Twist

Got a coworker—married, two kids, the whole suburban package. Started lingering with me after hours, first just flirty glances, then hungry kisses, and soon enough, I was banging her brains out in the storage room. Hell, even during lunch breaks, I’d have her pinned in the restroom, going at it like feral beasts. She swears her clueless husband suspects nothing. But damn, I’m starting to feel like a filthy rat, screwing her behind his back...

#officefling #cheatingdrama #forbiddenlust #darksecrets