This dude genuinely believes he’s a sex god, a real Casanova in the sheets.
So, I’m getting it on with this guy, and suddenly, my leg cramps up like hell—freaking intense, probably from those brutal squats at the gym. The pain hits so hard I scream like a banshee, tears streaming down my face. Right at that moment, he finishes, and while I’m still wailing in agony, he’s convinced I’m having the most earth-shattering orgasm of my life.
Afterward, he’s strutting around with a swagger like he’s Conor McGregor, chest puffed out, grinning like a damn fool. I just play along, nodding quietly: “Sure, babe, you’re a legend.” Truth is, his performance is meh at best, nothing to write home about. That cramp was pure torture, but he’s dead certain it was his epic skills that did me in. 😂
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